Posts Tagged ‘game’

Why Flappy Bird Is A Hard Game

It starts in the App Store, where you first meet your game. And that game either becomes a good relationship or a bad one.

Flappy Bird– he deserves a medal for being so annoying. It really is almost impossible to fly through those evil green cylinders. And just when you think you’ve gotten through you smash the little birds scull against the cylinder and he dies. I can’t seem to focus long enough to get a high score either, that would be the cause of annoying sound affects. Kind of a deflated flying noise.

No wonder this guy is getting death threats. If I were him I would delete the game, save him the injuries.

I spoke too soon. I was just kidding–really. Please come back.